We all enjoyed another absolutely amazing Thanksgiving dinner at Ma and Pa Youngmans. Every dish was perfect with all of my favorites present. My plate was filled, from top-right: corn casserole, stuffing, candied yams, brocolli rice & chees, and finally a good helping of turkey both dark and white meat.

Thanks to the brilliant intellect and sound logical reasoning of our nation's liberal elites, we now know my fondness for white turkey meat is because I'm racist. At least, that's the opinion of Ron Rosenbaum writing in Slate, The Unbearable Whiteness of White Meat.

Recently, we also learned that peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are racist thanks to Verenice Gutierrez, principal at Harvey Scott K-8 School in Portland, Oregon. It gets better...the same guardian of higher learning who believes the sandwich that defines innocuous is a vestige of discrimination, also believes a class/club open only to boys of the right race isn't at all racist, sexist, bigoted or, otherwise, inappropriate.

While I've always believed it was obvious hyperbole to mock liberalism as a mental disease, Rosenbaum and Gutierrez make me reconsider.