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TOP TEN REASONS TEENA DUNN SHOULD COME
BEFORE DON DANZ ON THE FIRM LETTERHEAD

10. Age before beauty.

9. Adhering to a strict alphabetical determination is discriminatory to the illiterate and dyslexic.

8. Teena, being a more recent law school graduate, remembers more law.

7. Chivalry is not dead.

6. Teena insists she accepted the position at her interview.

5. Teena has a cute little daughter, Don has lice.

4. Teena doesn't complain about the height of the tables in the library.

3. Teena promises not to make fun of Gary Pierson's balding head (or sexual preference) in public.

2. Teena plays tennis, Don plays pocket billiards.

1. Teena was first to learn the 387 key strokes necessary to record the number of copies made.